Southern Country Sayings

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I just love all of our Southern country sayings and talking about them never seems to get old. A few times now I’ve asked people to tell me their favorites on our Facebook page and it always lights up with hundreds of contributions. It tickles everyone to talk about them and see what old Southern sayings others have to contribute as we all walk down memory lane.

So today I want to start that conversation on this post as a fun way of celebrating our favorite Southern sayings and learning a few new ones we might want to work into our vocabulary. So grab a sweet tea and settle in, y’all.

Favorite Southern Country Sayings

Butter my biscuit

“Butter my biscuit” is an iconic Southern phrase. Although we generally use it to impart surprise, you can get a lot of mileage out of it for other purposes as well.

Over yonder

When giving directions Southern-style, you’d say “over yonder”, meaning over there… somewhere.

Gone off your rocker

Someone who is crazy can be said to have gone off their rocker or possibly have gone around the bend. There’s no telling what they’re fixin’ to do. You might need to call the law on them if they get too rowdy. Don’t be afraid to give the station boys a ring, even if the miscreant is only knee-high to a grasshopper. 

There are plenty of Southern folks who think they’re tough and lots of Northern types that say some mighty hurtful things about their countrymen. The best advice the South has for either one tends to be that if you’re going to be stupid, you’d better be tough as well. 

Skint

People don’t go broke much in the South, they get skint instead. Most likely someone convinces them to do something for a Yankee dime. That’s also a kiss, just by the by, and don’t let anyone tell you differently. I also like, “He’s tighter than Dick’s hatband” for stingy people.

Y’all

You can’t very well do a piece about common Southern phrases without mentioning what has become, arguably, the most iconic piece of Bible Belt parlance: y’all. In the same way, many other contractions and accents have become part and parcel of the way the South speaks. If that ain’t true, then grits ain’t groceries and eggs ain’t poultry. 

Fixin’ To

Another popular Southern expression is fixin’ to. If you’re fixin’ to do something, it means you’re getting ready and preparing to do it. Like I’m fixin’ to make some grits, y’all.

Automotive country sayings

Ain’t nothing more Southern than a good old stick-shift pickup, so I think that I’ll give you a few automotive selections before anything else.

  • For instance, that thing you push to get the gas going is a foot feed.
  • The dimwit that just passed you illegally is riding a hawg or Harley, not a motorcycle.
  • If you got behind a slow driver, “That man must be haulin’ eggs.”

You may have seen people doing some foolish things on Southern country roads. That’s fine, they can stick their arm out the car window as long as they don’t cry when it gets knocked off. If they do, then to heck with them and the horse they rode in on. 

Agricultural country sayings

It takes someone dumb as the turnip truck they fell off of not to know that Southerners are farmers by breeding, training, and choice. That means that you’re going to see a ton of agricultural terms thrown around in Southern slang. Someone might be stubborn as a mule, working like a horse, or plain old dog-tired after a long day. 

If you need to work out a deal, it might be time to squat down on the horse blankets and hammer out all the bits that are finer than a frog’s hair. If you’ve got an idea of how to do something, you’ll probably have a bee in your bonnet about it. A little birdie might tell you something you would otherwise not know. If you’re doing something you’re good at, you’re either holding back or going hog wild. 

“That girl is too scared to say boo to a goose.” Meaning she is just a scaredy cat. At least I think that is what it means. From my experiences with geese, they are “meaner than snake piss!” Speaking of geese: “You ain’t got the good sense God gave a goose.” Southern speak for calling someone dumb or stupid, sorry folks!

Another commenter mentioned, “I wouldn’t vote for him for dog catcher”. This meant it didn’t matter which office the candidate was vying for, he wasn’t worthy of being elected. If you got a job done quickly: “I got that job done before a cat could lick his hind end.”

Speaking of farming, you’ll need some soil to plow and real Southern parlance knows just where to come by it. It’s not uncommon to hear that if dumb were dirt, a particularly dull individual would be an acre or two. Feel free to adjust the field size to suit the individual in question. Some people need more than just an acre to really get your point. 

I also can’t forget my favorite I use too often on Southern Plate: “Whatever cranks yer tractor.”

Southern Country Sayings

Bible Belt

Not for nothing is the South called the Bible Belt. Hang out there long enough and you are almost certain to hear a fair amount of religious terminology. 

  • I want to start by saying yes, bless your heart can be a good thing. In fact, I’ve heard it used more often than not in situations where it really is a good thing. If someone is going through a rough time or suffering a loss, you’d hug them and say, “bless your heart” as a show of compassion.
  • Another catch-all phrase you are likely to hear before too long in the South is “Lord have mercy” in any of many different enunciations. It’s a hugely versatile term that can mean nearly anything if you give it the right inflection.
  • “On God” to indicate commitment.
  • “I’ll be there tomorrow if the Good Lord’s willing and the crick (creek) don’t rise” to limit that commitment. Meaning sometimes there weren’t bridges over creeks. If there had been heavy rain, the creek would cover the road and made it impassable.
  • “From your mouth to God’s ears” to say you hope you will be able to fulfill that commitment nonetheless. 

Southern Country Sayings

Angry country phrases

When people get angry, some of them throw a “hissy fit” or will be “madder than a wet hen.” Because y’all, when a hen is wet, it’s mad. Others will simply mutter “fiddlesticks” and move on. If you’ve really offended someone, chances are they’re fit to be tied. If so, just telling them not to get their britches in a wad is probably not going to cut it. 

Foodie Southern sayings

Of course, we wouldn’t be doing justice to the American South if we didn’t mention its unique cuisine. The Southern kitchen is so important to its culture that some things have made their way from the kitchen range into normal conversations. If someone is starving to death in the dining room, you might want to brew them up something hot or give them a little something to tide them over. 

If it’s hot out, don’t forget to offer them some coke. That’s any fizzy drink, not just the brand-name Coca-Cola. If you’re out in the fridge, remember to check in your cellar before heading off to buy more. 

Family country sayings

Family is important in the Deep South too. As they say, Southern blood runs deep. You’ll be hard put to find even a single Southerner who can’t recall their grandparents asking for “some sugar.” That’s a kiss, for you Northern folks. There’s plenty of effort that goes into making sure that kids get brought up right. 

FAQs

What is the most southern saying?

I think we can all agree that the most Southern slang is y’all.

What is a Southern greeting?

An old-fashioned Southern greeting some folks still use today is howdy.

A Southern way of saying I’m exhausted is “plum tuckered.”

That’s just a small selection of all the great Southern expressions that you guys have poured into this page. If y’all think I missed something, feel free to put your favorite country sayings in the comments section. If you see a term there that no one seems to understand, please, share your Southern pride and define it for us. Catch you later, hun. Bye now! 

“You think I don’t have culture just because I’m from down in Georgia. Believe me, we’ve got culture there. We’ve always had sushi. We just called it bait.”

~Ben “Cooter” Jones

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  1. not a saying, but maybe you’ll enter me anyway…blackberry winter, dogwood winter, stump winter…what is stump winter?

  2. I like “butter my buns and call me a biscuit.” Do people really say that? My grandmother was born, raised, lived, and died in the south and I can’t even imagine those words in that order ever leaving her mouth 😀

    1. Same here, Anna! Some of these sayings would get a cool reception if not an invitation to depart from my grandmother’s presence!

  3. One of my Grandmother’s favorite sayings:
    “Honeychile, you must not believe fat meat’s greasy!”

    Mainly said to a grandchild who kept misbehaving after being told “grandma’s gonna get you!” or a person who insisted on ignoring sound advice.

    I use it with my 8 & 6 year old…they look at me like…”Huh?” LOL!

  4. Oh wait, I forgot a really good one.

    When we would want to go out and play in the rain, my Grandma Douglas would tell us that we “were gonna catch the Epizudic”

    I have no idea what the Epizudic was..but we were really afraid of it as it sounded very ominous.

    1. Bet it was epidemic! Maybe from the influenza epidemic around 1918-1919 that killed 50 million people!

  5. Oh Lord, I thought of more:
    When my dad went fishing, he was going to drown some worms.
    When he didn’t catch anything, he said all he caught was some skeeter bites.
    Man, she’s so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mud hole to get a drink of water.
    My momma used to say, “Don’t lie to me, child. I’m too old a cat to be fooled by kittens”.
    When your visitor gets up to leave, always ask “what’s your hurry”?
    When someone comes to see you that you haven’t seen in a long time, always ask “Are you lost”?
    When something’s told to you something and it’s particularly distasteful, it “gags a maggot off of a gut wagon”
    Dad used to say he was so hungry it felt like his stomach was “growed to his backbone”or his stomach “thinks his throat’s been cut”.
    Someone with a hot temper that liked to fight would “fight a circle saw”

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