2-Minute English Muffin Breakfast Sandwich
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I’d have the original doors fashioned into sliding ones and paint their little support beams a contrasting white. We’d fix a new door on the sides, traditionally sized with a screen that had a wooden frame and spring so it would bang a few times whenever anyone shut it.
Of course, it would have to be atop a hill so that the sun hit it just right every morning and silhouetted it against the sky. And it would have to be int he South, because I can’t leave my homeland and I want the grass to be always green for my little view atop the hill.
Just think of the fun we’d have, especially the kids. Living and growing up in a house that echoes. With walls the color honey wood and real clocks with real pendulums that tick-tock tick-tock. We’d have to fashion several windows because I have found that my level of happiness is directly related to how much sunshine I get on any given day, and I want the house to be lit with as much natural light as possible.
I’d put my great grandmother’s chair right there in the lving room and drape her woolen plaid blanket over the back just as it was when she was alive. Beside it I’d set a large basket filled with embroidery supplies and a mason jar of candy corn just like my Grandaddy always had by his chair to offer to kids who peered over his shoulder to see what he was up to.
The yard would be even, with the perfect slope atop that hill for rolling down. Kids would find it irresistible to run in and I’m sure I’d join in as well from time to time. Each window would have to have a window box, filled with daffodils in the springtime, geraniums in the summer, and pinecones that we collect for the winter time and would use to help start fires in the massive stone fireplace in the center of it all.
I could finally have those chickens I have always wanted and we’d have at least two more cats along with a friendly old lab who’d thump his tail against the porch railing every time someone came near him and dive after rocks folks threw in the pond for sport.
Just think of how much my children could get away with when they grew up. No matter what they did, they could always fall back on the excuse of “Hey, I was raised in a barn!”.
Today I’m bringing you a hearty breakfast that is no muss, no fuss and made in a jiff. Folks, did you see that gorgeous pic up there? That was made in the microwave. Seriously. No skillets to clean, no muffin pans or baking sheets to wash. Get you a plate and have breakfast in under two minutes flat. I try to start my day off with protein rather than carbs and this is a great way to do it. In case any of you aren’t morning people (I am soooooooo a morning person – but married to the opposite) it might encourage you to know that you can also make it , start to finish, with one eye still closed.
You’ll need: An egg*, slice of cheese, slice of lunch meat ham, and a english muffin.
*Small eggs work best
Here is where you can go crazy with the healthy stuff if you’re so inclined. They have high fiber muffins, low fat cheese, lean lunch meat, and nowadays they have eggs genetically engineered to do just about anything so just go shopping and knock yourself out.
Me? I just use what we have on hand and my only preference for eggs is that whatever laid it clucks of its own accord.
Another cool thing about these ingredients is that if you buy them just for this, when you run out of English muffins you got the makings for a nice little sandwich.
Slice open that English muffin.
If you want, you can toast it. I like to toast mine but its a toss up on any given day whether or not I’ll go to the trouble.
I think it depends on how long before the coffee is gonna be done 🙂
I am somewhat in between toasters right now so I just stick mine under the broiler for a few minutes.
Here is the careful part. Crack open your egg onto one of the english muffin halves.
NOTE: You can also cook your egg in a microwave safe 8 ounce ramekin and then place the cooked egg on your english muffin.
Try not to let it run over but if it does, don’t sweat because it is no big deal. It’ll just cook on the plate alongside the muffin and when you’re done you can scoop it back up onto your muffin with a spoon. I was just realllly being careful for this tutorial but normally – blah! Crack the egg and don’t fret.
Now take the other half off the plate and microwave the half with the egg on it for about a minute. Keep an eye on it because each microwave will be slightly different. It will puff up a bit but should be done in 45 seconds to one minute.
Note: I use the smallest egg I have on these to help keep so much from spilling over onto the plate.
Some of y’all have wisely suggested pricking the yolk with a fork. While I don’t do this, because I’m such a wild child and all of that, its a good idea for you to to help vent the egg a bit.
Then I like to put a dash of salt and pepper on mine.
Now this egg will be hard cooked, not runny in the middle, just so ya know – And it won’t taste at all like it was cooked in the microwave.
I’m trying to think of a cute little jingle about eggs to sing here but drawing a blank…
ooh! ooh! I got one!!
~clears her throat and begins to sing~
I love eggs!
from my head down to my legs!
Ooooh you’re gonna love it
the incredible, edible egg!
Oooohwaaaahhh!!!
Okay so that’s cooked, put a piece of ham on it (or whatever critter you prefer to use)
Last week I told this entire long winded story to Katy about how we didn’t have chicken nuggets growing up and whenever we wanted chicken nuggets we’d have to go in the back yard and hunt squirrels with bb guns and then Mama would cook the squirrels so that they looked like chicken nuggets and we’d pretend…
It was just one of those fifty thousand question sessions five year olds like to spring on you that sometimes go wrong. Haven’t decided when I’m going to tell her I was kidding about it yet… We were in the sun room a while ago and a squirrel clamored up onto the deck. I saw her cast this wide eyed look of expectancy towards me. Like she thought I was about to go into some mad hunting frenzy.
~giggle~
Top with piece of cheese and other half.
Nuke that again just until the cheese melts, about twenty to thirty seconds (again, depending on power of your microwave)
Enjoy you breakfast (or lunch!)
Ingredients
- Slice Cheese
- Slice ham
- 1 Egg
- Salt and pepper
Instructions
- Slice muffin open. Toast if you’d like.
- Place one half of muffin on microwave safe plate and gently crack egg open onto it.
- Microwave for forty five seconds to one minute, or until done.
- Sprinkle salt and pepper over egg to taste. Add ham and cheese slice and replace top.
- Microwave another ten to twenty seconds, just until cheese melts.
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Thank you Christy! Why didn’t I think of this? LOL Girl you rock! This will make my mornings sooo much easier now that it’s freezing here in Ohio and I leave a little earlier for work due to the weather and snow. The big plus is NO pans to wash! God Bless you and yours!
Hugs
Shannon M
Malvern Ohio
Everyone who knows me knows that I have always wanted to live in a barn. They always look at me like I’m crazy. 🙂 I thought I was the only one.
Love your site and reference it often.
Christy you just described my dream house with your barn idea. But you left out one very important thing – – The tire swing in the front yard! Living in Chattanooga we have “See Rock City” signs everywhere and yes I need to replace my “See Rock City” birdfeeder as mine has seen better days.
Love the recipe as well.
Thanks,
Anita Mitchell
Hi Christy!! The good book says, “where there is no vision, the people perish”. Don’t let your “Barn Vision” perish. Thanks for the delicious recipe for the breakfast muffins. I have trouble eating just one. Another thing I like to do with muffins is to make miniture upside down pizzas. I take a non-stick skillet, place a miniture pile of my favorite cheese and let it melt a little. Then I put slices of pepperoni and two tablespoons of sauce, sprinkle with italian seasoning and cover with one half of the muffin. When the cheese is golden brown, take the spatula and flip it on the plate. I have to confess, I do eat more than one of these. P.S. I hope when you have that barn done and remodeled, that you will invite a group of us down to be on one of your future cooking shows there in that big kitchen with all the new industrial cooking equipment!
Heading out for a bit. Sure do wish I had time to stay and chat with y’all though. I miss you all and I just love hearing from you. LOVE these comments here today, seems like we could start us up a barn commune! hehehe
Going to head to the docs for a bit and then take Katy to her music class before coming back to work on the book some more.
Hope you all have a wonderful Monday!
Gratefully,
Christy 🙂
Was late in seeing this.. computer was down thanks to my new cell phones CD software. Then the Cat reformatted my hard drive. No, I’m not kidding. I’ll have the blog up in a few minutes.
Ya know, when I was in grad school, people came from all over the world to learn there. Lots of different folk. The campus was also plush with squirrels. One guy from Tennessee got in trouble for going out and hunting them one night. All the city kids thought he was crazy. Maybe it was the 22 rifle he used.. Was also quite humorous when a Hawk dove down and picked up a squirrel from the ground, screaming the whole way. Many girls ran around crying for that squirrel.
At any rate.. I’s bet ol dad would love these muffins! They look very tasty! Thank ya Miss Christy! You’re a peach!
~giggle~
bill, is there a squirrel hunting adventure in the future for us????????
Love ya, bro
~Peachy Christy
I just got my email also. I had already read it on the blog site but just got mail. Any time is good to get your blog email as soon as you put it online is wonderful. You are such a blessed breath of fresh air! Always good to hear from you! Great day to all…..